Someone’s fluff ‘n fold turned into a full-blown felony after a thief swiped a dryer right out of the laundry room at the Alexandria House Apartments last Friday. That’s right—a whole dryer gone without a trace.
Cops were on the case quickly, scoping out security footage and chatting up witnesses. By 10:30 a.m., officers tracked down two women at the Hot Springs Car Wash, read them their rights, and got their side of the story. But despite some hot leads, no one ended up in cuffs.
Ten minutes later, investigators followed the lint trail back to the scene of the crime—the Alexandria House itself—where they grilled a third woman about the vanishing appliance. Same result: rights read, questions asked, but still no arrests.
And the crooks weren’t stopping at spin cycles. Just a few hours later on Sterling Avenue, another resident reported a leaf blower lift. Police took info for a report, but so far, the tool remains missing in action.
Then at 5 p.m., a lawnmower made a disappearing act. But in a twist straight out of a family drama, the owner admitted it was a domestic dispute and decided not to pursue theft charges.
🚨 Heads Up, Portsmouth!
Here’s How to Keep Your Stuff Safe:
- Lock shared spaces like laundry rooms and sheds.
- Install cheap Wi-Fi cameras – They’re a thief’s worst enemy.
- Label your appliances and tools with identifying marks.
- Report suspicious activity ASAP – Don’t wait until it’s gone.
From dryers to lawnmowers, these sneaky snatchers are getting bold. Keep your eyes peeled and your property locked down—because in Portsmouth, even your spin cycle isn’t safe.