She came. She loitered. She munched and made off.
A woman known only as “Missy” is on the run—or possibly just back on the couch—after allegedly pulling off a salty, savory snack heist in the early morning hours at the Rich Oil station on State Route 93.
According to the store manager, he spotted the midnight snacker on surveillance footage just hanging out in the lobby for four hours. That’s right—four hours. Long enough to watch a movie. Or steal half an aisle of gas station goodies.
🧂 Missy’s Munchie Haul Included:
- 3 packs of Combos Pepperoni – $3.49 each
- 1 pack of Combos Pizzeria – $3.49
- 1 pack of Jack Link’s Sweet Chili – $1.49
- 4 Slim Jim Big Boss Beef & Cheese sticks – $4.29 each
Total damage? A snack-filled $30+ crime spree.
The manager identified the hungry heister as “Missy,” known to staff and now to law enforcement. He requested she be trespassed from all Speedway and 7-Eleven locations (they share ownership, apparently) and that theft charges be filed.
📹 Surveillance video is pending. And Missy? Still MIA.
🍕 A Word to Missy (and Other Munchie Marauders):
Look, we get it. Sometimes you crave a beef stick and a handful of cheesy pretzel nuggets. But four hours of loitering and a backpack full of stolen snacks? That’s not a snack run—that’s a felony footlong.
💡 Friendly Reminder:
- Security cams don’t blink.
- Slim Jims aren’t worth jail time.
- You can’t outrun the law on a belly full of Combos.
So, Missy, if you’re out there: your snack-stealing days may be numbered. When they find you, you’d better not snap into a Slim Jim… and snap to attention in court.