Who knew youth softball could come with adult-sized chaos? What started as a little league spat has spiraled into a full-blown feud, complete with food-throwing, stalking allegations, and a week’s worth of police calls across Portsmouth.
Here’s the play-by-play of this off-field disaster:
⚠️ Thursday Night Madness
- A Willow Way woman called police to report repeated harassment—unwanted texts, phone calls, and two surprise driveway visits from the same troublemaker.
- Officers tracked down the suspect and had a little chat. Strike one.
🚗 Friday at 12:30 AM – Fast & Furious: Softball Edition
- Reports rolled in of the same woman causing a ruckus in Farley Square.
- She allegedly drove by 3-4 times, yelled obscenities, and even tossed food at another woman’s car—her own daughter was inside!
- Officers caught up with her ducked down in her car, trying to hide from police.
- She denied everything—until the video footage said otherwise. Strike two.
🗣️ Friday 4:30 PM – Meltdown at the Mound
- The woman showed up at Spartan Stadium, yelling at a woman from the stands—a woman who had already filed a protection order against her.
- With a child in tow and wearing a pink and brown outfit, she made quite a scene.
- Officers served her with the protection order on the spot. Strike three? Not quite…
🚨 Monday Morning Mayhem
- 7:00 AM: Another call from Farley Square—this time about threats to family members.
- 8:00 AM: A woman contacted police from her workplace to report stalking protection order violations.
- 9:00 AM: Officers marched to the courthouse to file formal charges. Game over?
🧠 Let’s Talk Real Grown-Up Behavior
We get it—youth sports can be intense, but this? This is not how adults should handle themselves. If you’re finding yourself rage-texting in the parking lot or ducking in your car to avoid cops, it might be time for a time-out.
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Here are better ways to handle sports drama like an adult:
- 🧘 Take a breath before reacting. A bad call isn’t worth a criminal record.
- 🤝 Talk it out like grown-ups—maybe off the field and without yelling.
- 🧾 Use league leadership to settle disputes instead of roadside scream sessions.
- 📵 Put the phone down and skip the late-night harassment texts.
- 🚫 Know when to walk away—or at least, stay 500 feet away if there’s a TPO.
Let the kids play. Let the refs ref. And let’s all remember: Little League isn’t the World Series.