Proving once again that people will steal anything that isn’t nailed down, a would-be crook tried to make off with a load of firewood from a beloved Portsmouth, Ohio, restaurant.
He pulled up to the Scioto Ribber and proceeded to load up his truck with firewood before fleeing the scene. Fans of the restaurant’s famous hickory smoked steaks, chicken, and ribs would much rather see that wood put to use for making their dinner.
Fortunately, the restaurant caught the whole thing on their security cameras, and police were able to get a clear look at the thief and the man’s license plates.
When police contacted him, he returned the wood, and the matter was dropped.