Neighbors thought things were getting ugly just after 5 a.m. on Highland Avenue when they heard yelling coming from a home. Reports came in that a man and woman were fighting inside.
But when police showed up — the truth was a whole lot furrier. 👀
Instead of a domestic dispute, officers discovered that the loud commotion came from a couple of dogs locked in combat… over watermelon. Yes, really. The resident admitted he was the only human inside. He’d been shouting, not at a woman, but at his dogs as he struggled to break them apart. Once the pups were separated and secured, things calmed down quickly.
📰 What Really Happened
🚨 Neighbors called in a possible fight around 5 a.m.
🐕 Two dogs went paw-to-paw over a chunk of watermelon.
🗣️ Owner’s shouting sounded like a human argument from the street.
👮 Police confirmed: no humans were harmed, just bruised canine egos.
🐾 Keeping the Peace Between Pups
While this story ended with more laughs than arrests, dog-on-dog fights can be dangerous. A few tips to keep the peace at home:
🍽️ Separate food & treats. Even the best buddies can turn rivals if they feel the other is stealing their snack.
🚧 Create space. Feed dogs in different rooms or crates to avoid squabbles.
👀 Watch high-value items. Bones, toys, and yes — even watermelon — can trigger a tug-of-war.
🧘 Stay calm. If dogs fight, don’t dive in with your hands. Loud noises, a blanket over them, or spraying water can break it up more safely.
🔎 The Takeaway
What sounded like a violent household turned out to be a fruity feud between four-legged roommates. Portsmouth Police left the scene satisfied — and probably with a new story to tell about the night two dogs went wild over watermelon. 🍉🐕💥