Forget the fresh produce—the Kroger on Gay Street is serving up drama and police calls on the daily!
MORNING MADNESS: SHOPLIFTER STRIKES!
At 9:45 a.m., employees spotted a familiar face stuffing groceries into her purse. Dressed in a gray sweatshirt and black pants, the woman was last seen lurking in the soda aisle, but before police could arrive, she ditched the loot and walked out—a clean getaway!
AFTERNOON OUTBURST: SCREAMING BICYCLIST TERRORIZES SHOPPERS!
By 2 p.m., the Kroger parking lot turned into a scene from a zombie apocalypse when a man with a bicycle began screaming at random customers. Witnesses say he appeared to be on drugs and was harassing shoppers before police stepped in. After a brief chat, he agreed to pedal away.
With constant police calls and bizarre behavior, the Gay Street Kroger is turning into the city’s most chaotic grocery store. Will the madness ever end? Stay tuned!
