The Teflon Troublemaker of Scioto County is back at it again! Christopher D’Souza, a repeat offender with a rap sheet longer than the Scioto Trail, was busted yet again—this time for breaking into a car on 25th Street. But in true D’Souza fashion, he didn’t stay behind bars for long.
Police caught up with the chronically arrested parolee near the Marathon station and booked him on three new charges:
🔹 Telecommunications fraud
🔹 Theft
🔹 Parole violation
Oh, and did we mention he’s already on parole for aggravated robbery?
🏚️ Parole Violation? What Parole Violation?
Despite listing his address as “homeless” in multiple court hearings, D’Souza has somehow managed to skate past parole revocation. According to Ohio parole rules, having a stable residence is mandatory—yet here we are.
Instead of locking him down, Portsmouth Municipal Court released him on his own recognizance and scheduled a preliminary hearing for May 15. That means the man with a mile-long criminal record is back on the streets—again.
📆 A Timeline of Mayhem:
🗓️ Three weeks ago – Arrested outside CVS on Scioto Trail for loitering. Cops discover a parole violation warrant, haul him in… then let him go.
🗓️ January 2024 – Sentenced to 180 days for receiving stolen property, but gets 166 days suspended and ordered into drug treatment.
🗓️ July 2023 – Released from prison after serving time for aggravated robbery.
📉 D’Souza’s “Highlight” Reel
Here’s just a sample of what’s on D’Souza’s lengthy rap sheet:
- Drug trafficking
- Criminal trespass
- Robbery
- Vehicle theft
- Domestic threat
- Petty theft
- Rape
- Driving without a license
😲 How Is He Still Free?
That’s the burning question. Locals and law enforcement alike are baffled at how Christopher “Catch and Release” D’Souza keeps slipping through the cracks. His parole status, criminal history, and current charges seem to scream “jail time”, but the system appears to be whispering “try again later.”
With a court date looming and more charges stacking up, the real question is: How many more chances does Christopher D’Souza get before someone finally says enough is enough?
👀 Stay tuned. This story’s not over.
