These tales of ineptitude showcase the comedic missteps of Ohio’s foolish criminals. Here are the Top 5 tales of the not-so-bright side of lawbreaking.
1. Clumsy Burglar Foiled by His Own Shoelaces
In a comical turn of events, a would-be burglar in Dayton tripped over his untied shoelaces while attempting to flee the scene of the crime. The suspect stumbled and fell, allowing the homeowner to detain him until authorities arrived. Despite his failed escape, Doe faces charges of burglary.
2. Robber Gets Stuck in Chimney, Requires Firefighters’ Rescue
In Toledo, a hapless thief found himself lodged in a chimney while attempting to break into a home. After getting stuck for several hours, the suspect, whose name remains undisclosed, had to be rescued by firefighters. He was subsequently arrested on charges of attempted burglary.
3. Bank Robber Leaves ID at Crime Scene
A bank robbery in Columbus took a peculiar turn when the perpetrator accidentally dropped his driver’s license while fleeing. The dropped ID led authorities straight to the suspect’s doorstep, resulting in his swift apprehension. The identity of the arrested individual has not been disclosed.
4. Shoplifter Attempts Getaway on Child’s Tricycle
In a bizarre incident in Cincinnati, a shoplifter attempted to escape from a store on a child’s tricycle after stealing merchandise. However, the slow pace of the getaway vehicle made it easy for security personnel to catch up and apprehend the suspect. The individual whose name has not been released faces charges of theft.
5. Drunk Driver Calls Police for Assistance Finding Lost Keys
In a case of ironic incompetence, a drunk driver in Akron called the police to report his lost car keys. When officers arrived at the scene, they discovered the intoxicated individual behind the wheel of his vehicle. He was promptly arrested for driving under the influence.
