Things got weird in the parking lot of Country Store Foods on State Route 140 when a shirtless, heavily tattooed man turned the lot into his personal playground — leaping in front of a moving vehicle, diving into the bed of a pickup truck, and then hopping right back out like it was no big deal.
Witnesses, understandably alarmed, called 911 and gave officers a familiar name: a notorious local repeat offender known for a rap sheet longer than a CVS receipt. His record includes:
- 🚓 Multiple counts of Domestic Violence
- 😡 Assault, Obstruction, and Inducing Panic
- 🍺 OVI (more than once)
- 🚗 Unauthorized Use of a Motor Vehicle
- 🎭 Criminal Mischief and Disorderly Conduct
- 🚔 Failure to Comply and Driving Without a License
Despite deputies rushing to the scene and canvassing the area, the tattooed truck-hopper vanished into thin air, living up to his reputation for being slippery when shirtless.
🛑 If You See Someone Acting Erratically in Public:
✔️ Stay in your vehicle or a safe place
✔️ Call 911 and report detailed descriptions
✔️ Never confront them directly
✔️ If possible, take video (safely) to help ID them later
South Webster may be a quiet town, but some folks just can’t help turning it into their own action movie set. Keep your eyes peeled — and your truck beds empty!
