Mayonnaise and Miracle Whip are like two siblings who look alike but have totally different personalities. Mayonnaise is the kind of sibling who always wears a button-up shirt and khaki pants, while Miracle Whip is the one who shows up to family gatherings in a leather jacket and ripped jeans. Mayonnaise is the responsible one […]
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